toobitterforyou
too bitter for me and too bitter for you
Aug 9th, 2011 @ 12:30 pm
“You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.” - Louis CK
Aug 5th, 2011 @ 2:46 pm
best facial hair on a former gubernatorial candidate ever.
Jul 15th, 2011 @ 10:28 am
poor guy thought his career was about to take off.
Jul 4th, 2011 @ 10:42 pm
my mom’s dog is an attention whore.
Jun 27th, 2011 @ 2:11 pm
it’s impressive that this dog can pee for this long. it’s ridiculous that he can walk on two legs while doing so.
Jun 22nd, 2011 @ 2:31 pm
whats amazing is how much faster the hopping dog is.
Jun 21st, 2011 @ 7:54 am
while watching demolition man, i noticed that simon phoenix talked to himself or computers quite often. these are all those moments.
Jun 13th, 2011 @ 12:42 pm
my favorite is the cantaloupe.
@ 12:31 pm
why would you ever need more than one of these?
Jun 7th, 2011 @ 1:37 pm
milo can’t drive 55.
